Episode 79 – It’s Like Porn

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Episode 79

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This week on Future Monkeys, join LosBeardy and Jen, and a special guest – Skari! She’s here to dole out massive amounts of ridicule to the monkeys and talk about Mass Effect Andromeda and Adam Wolfe. The regulars are talking Zelda and FFXIV again (surprise), Puyo Puyo Porno Tetris, and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

It’s been quite a while since we heard from Skari, but she’s here to tell you she’s totally over this whole teething situation. Soon she’ll be able to tell you in Spanish, since she’s been studying it through Duolingo, and then won’t she be fancy?

Jen has been busy making friends with squirrels and seeing slightly inappropriate things happen to rhinos at the zoo.

Beardy has been freaking his neighbors out with some enthusiastic Mario Kart playing – maybe he needs to keep his new fidget spinner handy while he’s playing to calm down.

The monkeys believe Los may have completely lost his mind as he tries to convince them that Puyo Puyo Tetris is like porn…it’s possible his attempt to watch the Handmaid’s Tale on Hulu has broken him. Don’t worry, listeners, we’re keeping a close eye on him.

 

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Jen is a self-proclaimed supernerd who would happily debate such topics as the correct pronunciation of “gif” and the color of Hera’s hair from Disney’s Hercules. She’s been gaming since age 3 and enjoys everything from RPG’s to shooters.