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Games we’re talking about this week

This week on Future Monkeys, Los, Beardy, and Jen are finally all back together (just in time for Beardy to take off again for new baby stuff). There’s more talk of Grand Theft Auto VWatch Dogs 2, and Mario Maker 3DS, along with the usual smattering of miscellaneous topics.

The Primate Weekly

Weekly Update

This week, we find out that Beardy has developed an inappropriate amount of love for his new air fryer, but honestly, nobody blames him because it sounds delicious. He’s busy prepping for an impending baby, but still found the time to get Jenned into buying Grand Theft Auto V and watch Powerless on NBC.

Jen tells the saga of the Litten hoodie that she’s convinced she’ll never see, and talks about her brush with death by microorganism. Shockingly, she “watched” the Super Bowl, but she didn’t find that nearly as fun as watching Judge Dredd (he is the law).

Los is feeling sad and lonely without his PS+ since he had to let it lapse. He managed to accidentally swindle his way into a free copy of Kingdom Hearts 2.8…now if he could just manage to make that happen with the Switch, he’d be in business. He and his wife have signed up for Weight Watchers (again?) and Los is shocked by just how badly they were eating before, now that they’re looking at the points.

Show Music Selection

Opening Music

  • Time is Up…NEXT! – Project Threeville

Closing Music

  • Strings Attached – Project Threeville

We wish that we could provide a link to these guys, but unfortunately they’ve disappeared into the mists of time without a trace. They’re some old friends of Beardy’s who gave him permission to use their awesome music.

Question(s) of the week

Question: What’s gonna go down on the Future Monkeys Official Road Trip to E3 2017? (What are we driving, what do we bring, does Jen get drunk and wrap Los’ head with toilet paper while he’s asleep in the backseat?)

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Jen is a self-proclaimed supernerd who would happily debate such topics as the correct pronunciation of “gif” and the color of Hera’s hair from Disney’s Hercules. She’s been gaming since age 3 and enjoys everything from RPG’s to shooters.